12 Criminal Minds Quotes Funny Compilations
Criminal Minds quotes funny compilations are a collection of scenes in the form of quotes from various seasons and episodes of the TV show. In those chosen you will partake of some of the funniest scenes from the show. We have only chosen a few but to see more quotes you can check out Criminal Minds funny quotes Spencer Reid and below you can read criminal minds quotes funny, a great collection of funny sayings.
Quote #1
Hotch: “This is Special Agent Gideon, Special Agent Morgan, our expert on obsessional crimes, Special Agent Reid.”
Gideon: (clarifying) “Doctor Reid.”
Hotchner: “Dr. Reid, our expert on, well, everything, and after two years busting my butt in this office, I hope you remember me.”
Quote #2
Hotch: “I’m Agent Hotchner. This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.”
Woodland: “You look too young to have gone to medical school.”
Reid: “They’re Ph.D.s. – three of them.”
Woodland: “Are you a genius or something?”
Reid: “I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute -(Strange look of Woodland) yes, I’m a genius.”
Quote #3
Morgan: “Reid, you good with this? We got a woman who’s only got a few hours left to live, an incomplete profile, and a unit chief on the verge of a nervous breakdown.”
Gideon: (re-entering the room) “They don’t call them nervous breakdowns anymore.”
Reid: “It’s called a major depressive episode.”
Morgan: “I know, Reid”
Quote #4
Elle: “There could be an email or a journal in the computer, something that tells us where Heather is. Do you think you can break in?”
Morgan: “In six drives?”
Gideon: “Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”
Reid: (nods) “Samuel Beckett.”
Morgan: “Try not. Do or do not.”
(Gideon looks at Reid as he doesn’t know the quote)
Reid: “Yoda.”
Quote #5
Garcia: (on the phone) “You’ve reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI’s Office of Supreme Genius.”
Morgan: “Hey, it’s Morgan. Need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple of hours to live, so what do you know?”
Garcia: “Then you gotta problem. Deadbolt’s the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You’re gonna have to get inside this guy’s head to get the password.”
Morgan: “I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius.”
Garcia: “Well, gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the Office of Too —-‘ Bad.
Quote #6
Morgan: “So what kind of report do they want on him?”
Hotch: “I suppose whether he’s fit to be a field agent. You know, Haley and I were looking at a baby names book. Well, guess what Gideon means in Hebrew?”
Reid: (passes by and hears the question) “Mighty warrior. Appropriate.”
Quote #7
Elle: “Chemical accelerant could mean chemistry student.”
Reid:” It could also mean chemistry professor.”
Elle: “I say student. You need self-confidence to lecture in front of a classroom full of 30 college kids. Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn’t go on dates, doesn’t go to parties, doesn’t feel comfortable in front of groups. [Reid looks at Elle] And of course he’s a total psychopath.”
Reid: “Of course”
Quote #8
Elle: “What… what is the most sinful place on campus?”
Morgan: “Come on, Elle, when I was in college, it was everywhere.”
Quote #9
Morgan:”These are my bomb fragments. We can start putting this bad boy together.”
Garcia:”Why bother? Don’t you just look at the pieces for prints and stuff?”
Morgan: “Garcia, what are you doing in the FBI?”
Garcia: “I didn’t get into medical school?”
Morgan: “Why does that not surprise me?”
Quote #10
Mrs. Walker: “Are you single?”
Elle: “Yes.”
Mrs. Walker: “I have a word of advice. Don’t marry the first guy that proposes.”
Quote #11
Morgan: “You ready to do a little work?”
Garcia: (lays sandwich down) “Why not? I haven’t slept all week. I might as well give up eating too.”
Morgan: “Aww poor baby, don’t let the tears hit the papers or they will be all messy.”
Quote #12
Reid: “Do you think it’s weird that I knew that ballad?”
Elle: “Reid, I don’t know how you know half the stuff you know, but I’m glad you do.”
Reid: “Do you think that’s why I can’t get a date?”
Elle: “Have you ever asked anyone?”
Reid: [Reid shifts his eyes] “No.”
Elle: “That’s why you can’t get a date.”
The way TV shows work, you can have a 45-minute show and only a few moments create memories that last. These compilations are somewhat like that. When you would have read them they become nostalgic in many ways as your mind goes back to various scenes if you were the type of person to watch the episodes. Be sure to also read 20 quotes from The Mentalist that are funny.
