14 Compiled Criminal Minds Quotes
The Criminal Minds quotes listed on this page is a compilation of some of the funniest and most exciting scenes from the show. You will be able to see not just one quote here and there from a cast member but a short scene between different individuals. Be sure to read Criminal Minds quotes funny as well for more on the show. Below you can read a number of Criminal Minds quotes.
Quote #1
Morgan: Yeah, Morgan
Garcia: Isn’t this spooky
Morgan: Isn’t what spooky?
Garcia: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings and it’s me. Huh? How’s that for a spiritual connection?
Morgan: Umm. Do I know you?
Garcia: Why do you hurt me?
Quote #2
Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We’ll go to prison and you’ll be someone’s *****.
Reid: Really?
Quote #3
Hotchner: You were just responding to what you learned Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive and violent household.. it’s not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.
Vincent: Some people?
Hotchner: What’s that?
Vincent: You said some people grow up to become killers.
Hotchner: …And some people grow up to catch them.
Quote #4
Garcia: You’re breathing on my neck.
Reid: I’m sorry. Sorry.
Elle: You two having fun?
Garcia: Oh, yeah. Sifting through the life and times of Freddy Condore with Dr. Reid here is a party I wouldn’t want to miss
Quote #5
Elle: Can you get into those records?
Spencer: Despite the fact that they were probably expunged, she can find the faintest echo of deletion, successfully recreate the file, thereby sending us all to prison for computer felony fraud counts.
[Elle and Garcia share a look]
Elle: We can make bail.
Quote #6
Elle: Gideon, will you tell him that I don’t need to go to the hospital?
Gideon: Regulations are regulations. You all right?
Elle: I’m fine, Dad.
Gideon: Elle?
Elle: Yeah?
Gideon: Don’t ever call me Dad again.
[Gideon walks away]
Elle: I wonder how he’d feel about Mom?
Reid: Let me know when you’re going to do that so I can, uh, run.
Quote #7
Elle: Um, Reid? You probably saved my life in there.
Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life. And I’m pretty certain it’s caught on tape.
Quote #8
Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the Physics mistakes?
Reid: Actually, there aren’t that many scientific errors in Star Trek. Especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Morgan: Right.
Quote #9
Gideon: Garcia?
Hotchner: Penelope…? The tech with the glasses…?
Gideon: The room…the one with all the screens…? [Hotchner nods] She’s great.
Quote #10
[Morgan walks in and startles Elle]
Elle: Dude!
Morgan: Dude? You’re way too tense.
Quote #11
Hotchner: How is it having Gideon around?
Garcia: You can have him back whenever you would like.
Quote #12
Gideon: Hey Hotch, did you send flowers to that tech room girl Garcia and say they were from me?
Hotchner: Yeah.
Gideon: Why?
Hotchner: Jason, people need to know that they’re important and sometimes you forget that.
Gideon: I already sent her a gift, an MP3 player. It lasts longer unless you drop it or the batteries die, whichever comes first.
Hotchner: So she got two gifts?
Gideon: What if she thinks I’m sweet on her!
Quote #13
Gideon: Mr. Fisher?
Eric Fisher: Shrink or cop?
Gideon: Well, I’m an FBI profiler, so I guess I’m a little of each.
Quote #14
Hotchner: How many others are there?
Jacob Dawes: I only have a few hours left and, though I like you – and I do like you – I’d like to be alone now. (puts out his hand) Good meeting you, Hotch.
Hotchner: (ignoring his hand) I’m not done yet.
Jacob Dawes: Oh, me neither
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