Criminal Minds quotes funny Spencer Reid sayings and the compilation we have selected are all about the character who is played by Matthew Gray Gubler. The Criminal Mind cast has a very unique set of characters but in this post, we will be looking only at Spencer Reid and what he said on set. Be sure to also check out mentalist quotes funny and enjoy the quotes there. Below are a number of Criminal Mind quotes funny Spencer Reid to enjoy!
“That makes no sense. You can't catch a falling star, it would burn up in the atmosphere.”
"You should see what comes up when you type 'death' into a search engine."
"I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I'm a genius."
"No I didn't, I am a doctor, so technically it wasn't a lie."
"Look at me. Without a gun I look like a teacher's assistant!"
"Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors."
"I got shot in the leg and I don't get any cookies."
"Actually, [candles] were originally used to protect the birthday celebrant from demons for the coming year. As a matter of fact, down to the fourth century, Christianity rejected the birthday celebration as a pagan ritual."
"Actually, it's more like we're looking for a needle in a pile of needles. A needle would stand out in a haystack."
"Do you mind if we swing by a bookstore? I want to re-read 'Empty Planet' before we meet with the author. I haven't read it since I was six."
"Hey kid." (to hallway) "Hey Doc. He's awake."
"I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it was caught on tape."
"I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really wanna see?"
Criminal Minds is one of the longer-running shows that is based on finding those who commit evils against others. I hope that as you run through the quotes above that you do enjoy what was quoted by him and be sure to also read Tombstone quotes as well.