20 Quotes From The Mentalist That Are Funny
The mentalist was a show that CBS premiered in 2008 and ran until 2015. The show lasted 7 seasons and had 151 episodes. The show had many funny scenes throughout the time it was aired and below you can reminisce on them by reading these quotes. I really hope you see the funny aspect of what transpired. You can also check out Criminal Minds quotes for other funny scripts and scenes.
Quote #1
“Revenge is a poison. Revenge is fit only for fools and madmen.”
Patrick Jane
Quote #2
“Like you don’t have major trust issues.”
Teresa Lisbon
Quote #3
“I trust people. I trust you.”
Patrick Jane
Quote #4
“No you don’t. I don’t trust you either. You’re untrustworthy. It’s my job not to trust you.”
Teresa Lisbon
Quote #5
“Lisbon. I want you to know that you can trust me. No matter what happens I will be there for you. I will. I need you to know that.”
Patrick Jane
Quote #6
“If we catch Red John, he’s not walking anywhere. He’s mine.”
Patrick Jane
Quote #7
“Don’t talk like that. I can’t let you anywhere near the case if you start talking crazy like that.”
Teresa Lisbon
Quote #8
“Crazy? You’re crazy if you think you’re gonna stop me. Red John is mine. You try to stand in my way and you… I… you… you will regret it.”
Patrick Jane
Quote #9
“There’s no such thing as psychics.”
Patrick Jane
Quote #10
“That’s a high end sensor lock. It’s gonna be tough to bust into. I’ll call tech services. Tell them we need a locksmith.”
Kimball Cho
Quote #11
“[Finding the victim’s severed finger] Uh, don’t bother. I found a key.”
Teresa Lisbon
Quote #12
“No, this type of safe doesn’t use a key.”
Kimball Cho
Quote #13
“[Lisbon puts the finger on the sensor] Oh yes it does. [Lisbon gives the finger to Van Pelt] Bag it.”
Teresa Lisbon
Quote #14
“[Opening his apartment door just a crack] Uh sure. CBI? No problem. Uh look, I’m in my skivies. So uh, give me a second to get presentable okay? [Closes his door]”
Adrian Mosca
Quote #15
“Think he’s going to put his pants on before he hits the window?”
Kimball Cho
Quote #16
“No, I do not.”
Wayne Rigsby
Quote #17
“Who are you guys?”
Adrian mosca
Quote #18
“Remember the badge? CBI.”
Wayne Rigsby
Quote #19
“California Bureau of Investigation..”
Kimball Cho
Quote #20
“We’re like the FBI only more conveniently located.”
Kimball Cho
Many folks were unhappy to see the show come to an end but like almost every other show, it eventually comes to an end. Be sure to check out some of the other quotes that you may also find interesting. If you truly enjoyed the quotes form this page then be sure to see Criminal Minds quotes inspiration, another interesting movie.