21 WhatsApp Quotes Funny Statuses
WhatsApp quotes funny statuses are a very popular thing among those who use social media as a tool to let others know how they feel indirectly. It has become a norm in the world of social media and some even use stories to express themselves. You will be amazed at some of the statuses you will read on this page, just wait and see. You can also check out other fun sayings by checking out funny senior quotes as well. Below are some interesting WhatsApp quotes funny stuff to read.
Quote #1
“You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.”
Quote #2
“If you’re about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it ‘n reverse it.”
Quote #3
“Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on so I’m in for the night.”
Quote #4
“I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone.”
Quote #5
“Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.”
Quote #6
“I may look like a potato now but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.”
Quote #7
“Wonders why people can never say it to your face but can always post it on Facebook.”
Quote #8
“The only thing that ever SAT its way to SUCCESS was a hen.”
Quote #9
“I had an extremely busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.”
Quote #10
“Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.”
Quote #11
“I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.”
Quote #12
“You never know what you have until… you clean your room.”
Quote #13
“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
Quote #14
“You couldn’t handle me even If I came with instructions.”
Quote #15
“All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
Quote #16
“Happiness is not in money but in shopping.”
Quote #17
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
Quote #18
“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”
Quote #19
“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.”
Quote #20
“I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.”
Quote #21
“Stop checking my last seen. Chat me when you miss me.”
WhatsApp may have changed hands but it continues to be a great way to communicate with others all over the world. I am a WhatsApp user and found some of the statuses very funny. I hope you did as well and want to let you know there will be more WhatsApp quotes to read as well. While you wait for more of these quotes you can check out funny friendship quotes, friends always chat with each other on social media when they are far apart.
