Funny cat quotes will put a smile on your face especially if you are a cat lover. These people come up with some of the most hilarious ways to express the behavior of cats. It is very likely that many cat owners and cat lovers can identify with many of these remarks. By the way you can also see funny dog quotes, another funny animal option.
The quotes on this page are intended to make your day brighter and lighter and filled with laughter. Enjoy a smile or a giggle as you read these amazingly funny cat quotes. People have amazing friendships with their pets, check out funny friendship quotes that talk about having friends. Below are a number of funny cat quotes to cheer you up.
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."
“Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals."
“You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do."
“Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around."
“I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse."
“Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you."
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience."
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer."
“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person."
“A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization."
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch."
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."
“I’m a cat whisperer. When I go to people’s houses, their cats always like me better than the owners."
“A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to."
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
“She clawed her way into my heart and wouldn’t let go.
“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?"
“The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you."
“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."
“A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings."
“I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted–but his or her entertainment value."
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
“cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off."
“If only cats grew into kittens."
“Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other."
“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even."
“Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives."
“An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old."
“Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."
“I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…"
“Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible."
“A cat can purr its way out of anything."
“Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner."
“I don’t think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it’s the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place."
"A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings. She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it."
“A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor."
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens."
“The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city."
“Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility."
“One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular."
Funny cat quotes will just make your day. I hope that these quotes will do the very thing for which they have been written. To make you smile and when ever you see your cat, if you have one, that smile gets brighter, be inspired. Have you ever seen a singing cat, check out funny singing quotes. I hope you will be inspired.