Funny Cooking quotes talk about life in the kitchen, making delicious recipes and having a good time. For many life was and remains fun in the kitchen where great meals are prepared. These quotes are funny just like funny senior quotes and funny sleep quotes and many others.
Funny cooking quotes are a breath of fresh air to make the heart merry and glad. Anyone who grew up in a happy household knows that great memories are made in the kitchen. As a family so much was done together in the kitchen which reminds me, check out funny family quotes as well. Looking for good humor as you think about your own experiences when cooking, then see these quotes below.
Quote #1 “I have a passion for not cooking.” |
Quote #2 “The secret ingredient is always love." |
Quote #3 “My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on.” |
Quote #4 “If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life." |
Quote #5 “The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!" |
Quote #6 “I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.” |
Quote #7 “A messy KITCHEN is a sign of happiness." |
Quote #8 “A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe." |
Quote #9 “My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS." |
Quote #10 “If there’s a recipe for success in life, it starts with picking the right ingredients.” |
Quote #11 “Three words more beautiful for a married woman than I love you. “NO COOKING TODAY” |
Quote #12 “A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life.” |
Quote #13 “Many people have eaten in this kitchen & have gone on to lead normal, healthy lives." |
Quote #14 “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” |
Quote #15 “Why yes, I’ve discovered the JOY of cooking. It’s when my husband does it." |
Quote #16 “A guy who knows how to cook is really handsome.” |
Quote #17 “Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.” |
Quote #18 “There is no sincerer love than the love of food." |
Quote #19 “My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it." |
Quote #20 “One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry.” |
Quote #21 “This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.” |
Quote #22 “I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients." |
Quote #23 “Today’s menu has two choices TAKE IT or LEAVE IT.” |
Quote #24 “No one is born a great cook, one learns by doing." |
Quote #25 “You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces, just good food from fresh ingredients." |
Quote #26 “FOOD is essential to LIFE; Therefore MAKE IT GOOD.” |
Quote #27 “Cooking well doesn’t mean cooking fancy." |
Quote #28 “Until I discovered cooking, I was never really interested in anything." |
Quote #29 “Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either." |
Quote #30 “I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate." Julia Child |
Quote #31 “A party without cake is just a meeting." |
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Quote #33 “Cake makes life just a little sweeter.” Unknown |
Quote #34 “In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport." |
Quote #35 “You are the BOSS of that dough." |
Quote #36 “All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast." |
Quote #37 “No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.” |
Quote #38 “Usually, one’s cooking is better than one thinks it is." |
Quote #39 “Cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love." |
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Quote #41 “I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” |
Quote #42 “I came..I saw..I decided to order take out!” |
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Quote #44 “Cooking is the art of adjustment." |
Quote #45 “In the childhood memories of every good cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom." |
Quote #46 “Great cooking favors the prepared hands." |
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Funny cooking quotes are hilarious and very entertaining. It is clear not everyone can cook or may be great cooks, but cooking is a necessity. These quotes bring out the best in cooks and I hope they inspire all and motivate everyone to be better chefs.