Funny Cooking Quotes

Quote #1

“I have a passion for not cooking.”
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Quote #2

“The secret ingredient is always love."
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Quote #3

“My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on.”
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Quote #4

“If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life."
Louis Parrish

Quote #5

“The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!"
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Quote #6

“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
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 Quote #7

“A messy KITCHEN is a sign of happiness."
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Quote #8

“A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe."
Thomas Keller

Quote #9

“My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS."
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Quote #10

“If there’s a recipe for success in life, it starts with picking the right ingredients.”
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Quote #11

“Three words more beautiful for a married woman than I love you. “NO COOKING TODAY”
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Quote #12

“A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life.”
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Quote #13

“Many people have eaten in this kitchen & have gone on to lead normal, healthy lives."
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 Quote #14

“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
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Quote #15

“Why yes, I’ve discovered the JOY of cooking. It’s when my husband does it."
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Quote #16

“A guy who knows how to cook is really handsome.”
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Quote #17

“Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.”
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Quote #18

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #19

“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it."
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Quote #20

“One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry.”
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 Quote #21

“This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.”
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Quote #22

“I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients."
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Quote #23

“Today’s menu has two choices TAKE IT or LEAVE IT.”
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 Quote #24

“No one is born a great cook, one learns by doing."
Julia Child

Quote #25

“You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces, just good food from fresh ingredients."
Julia Child

Quote #26

“FOOD is essential to LIFE; Therefore MAKE IT GOOD.”
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Quote #27

“Cooking well doesn’t mean cooking fancy."
Julia Child

Quote #28

“Until I discovered cooking, I was never really interested in anything."
Julia Child

Quote #29

“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either."
Trixie Koontz

Quote #31

“A party without cake is just a meeting."
Julia Child

Quote #32

“The kitchen is SPRINKLED with love."
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Quote #34

“In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport."
Julia Child

Quote #35

“You are the BOSS of that dough."
Julia Child

Quote #36

“All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast."
John Gunther

Quote #37

“No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.”
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Quote #38

“Usually, one’s cooking is better than one thinks it is."
Julia Child

Quote #39

“Cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love."
Craig Claiborne

Quote #41

“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
Unknown

Quote #42

“I came..I saw..I decided to order take out!”
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Quote #43

“One cannot thing well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."
Virgina Woolf

Quote #44

“Cooking is the art of adjustment."
Jacques Pepin

Quote #45

“In the childhood memories of every good cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom."
Barbara Costikyan

Quote #46

“Great cooking favors the prepared hands."
Jacques Pepin

Quote #47

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
Barbara Johnson

Quote #48

“GOOD FOOD is GOOD MOOD.”
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Quote #49

“Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
Bethenny Frankel

Quote #50

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate."
Jo Brand

Quote #51

“I’m not gaining weight. I’m retaining food."
Unknown

Quote #52

“I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge."
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Quote #53

“I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.”
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Quote #54

“FOOD – eat it quickly or you will have to share it.”
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Quote #55

“COOKIES make the world a better place!"
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Quote #56

“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight."
Yogi Berra

Quote #57

“Kitchens are made for bringing families together.”
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Quote #58

“Nothing brings people together like good food.”
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Quote #59

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
Calvin Trillin

Quote #60

“The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for."
Sophia Loren

Quote #61

“Happiness is..my mother’s cooking.”
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Quote #62

“I don’t cook on days that end in Y..!!”
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Quote #63

“Happiness is..your cooking experiment is a success.”
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Quote #64

“Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant."
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Quote #65

“Happiness is..when everyone loves your cooking.”
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Quote #66

“Happiness is..no cooking, no cleaning, no laundry.”
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Quote #67

“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”
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Quote #68

“Happiness is the flavor of life, and you are the chef.”
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Quote #69

“Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.”
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Quote #70

“The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing..!!”
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Quote #71

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."
Jarod Kintz

Quote #72

“Cooking makes life happy.”
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Quote #73

“Cooking is LOVE made visible.”
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Quote #74

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
Harry S. Truman

Quote #75

“Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with complete abandon or not at all.”
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Quote #76

“Annoying the cook will result in STARVATION."
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Quote #77

“My father cried when I said I wanted to be a chef.”
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Quote #78

“It doesn’t matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook.”
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Quote #80

“When I learned how to cook..I forgot how to clean!!”
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Quote #81

“Never ever trust a skinny cook!!”
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Quote #82

“Eating is a necessity but cooking is an art."
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Quote #83

“I just realized I have a passion for not cooking.”
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Quote #84

“Complaints to the Cook…can be hazardous to your health!"
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Quote #85

“My favorite recipe..order in!!”
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Quote #86

“My favorite recipe..eat out!!"
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Quote #87

“The kitchen is the heart of the home.”
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Quote #88

“True love is..learning to cook his favorite meal."
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Quote #89

“She who cooks, never cleans!"
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Quote #90

“Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.”
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Quote #91

“COOK – EAT – CLEAN – REPEAT”
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Quote #92

“Nothing beats mom’s cooking.”
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Quote #93

“My love for FOOD is INFINITE; My PASSION for COOKING is my HAPPINESS.”
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Quote #94

“Cooking is about creating something delicious for someone else.”
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Quote #95

“I do not stick to rules when cooking. I rely on my imagination.”
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Quote #96

“If you think well, you cook well.”
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Quote #97

“Cooking with LOVE provides food for the SOUL.”
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Quote #98

“When baking, following directions. When cooking, go by your own taste."
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Quote #99

“Cooking is an observation-based process that you can’t do if you’re so completely focused on a recipe."
Alton Brown

Quote #100

“Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don’t fall at least 10 times, then you’re not skiing hard enough."
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