Funny Cousin quotes are hilarious remarks about growing up together as part of a family and even being best friends. Cousins are great family members and you can see more about family by checking out funny family quotes, so much fun and humor.
Cousins have so much history together and they do have some great times doing all types of things. Many of them go to the same school and might even graduate together, see funny senior quotes for more funny sayings and quotes. These quotes are so funny, but don’t take my word for it, check below for some very funny cousin quotes.
"A grandparents house is where cousins become best friends.”
“A near neighbor is better than a distant cousin.”
“Nobody will understand the craziness of your family better than your cousins."
“Many of my life’s moments have become memorable only because I have a cousin like you.”
“People find it difficult to live without their love but in my life that space is occupied by my cousin.”
“A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.”
“Cousins are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.”
“Nobody will understand the craziness of your family better than your cousins.”
“A cousin is a ready-made friend for life.”
“Cousin to cousin we’ll always be, Special friends from the same family tree.”
“Cousins are not those we do not know but instead part of a family that also provide support and comfort.”
“Cousin are many, Fast friends are few but it is a great pleasure to find both in you.”
“Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can’t break them apart.”
“Cousins are Sisters you never had.”
“You will be jealous as I have the best cousin.”
“A real Cousin is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
“A cousin a day keeps the boredom away.”
“As cousins, we are connected together and nothing can put us apart.”
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the cousins together.”
“Cousins are friends that will love you forever.”
“At Christmas, Cousins are the presents under the tree.”
“Born as a cousin, made as a friend.”
“Cousins are awesome. Well, mine are. I can’t speak for yours.”
“Cousins are Cool to see, Impossible to Forget and True to your heart.”
“Cousins are many. Best friends are few. What a rare delight to find both in you.”
“Cousins are people that are ready-made friends, you have laughs with them and remember good times from a young age, you have fights with them but you always know you love each other, they are a better thing than brothers and sisters and friends cause there all pieced together as one.”
“Cousins are the friends from the same family tree”
"Cousins are those childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.”
"Cousins are usually the first friends we have as children. No one will ever understand your crazy family like your cousins do even if you haven’t talked too much lately. Share this if you have the best cousins in the world.”
"Cousins by blood – friends by choice.”
"Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.”
"Friends are forever, cousins are for life!”
"I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”
"I love my cousin because it is you”
"I may argue with my brother, but I fight beside my brother against my cousin, and with my cousin against a stranger.”
"If you have 30 cousins, it’s pretty easy.”
"In my cousin, I find a second self.”
"Our dads used to do this, and now us cousins always get together for it.”
"Treasure your cousins, they were your first friends and will love you forever.”
"We are cousins by luck, friends by love but time spent with you has made you my mate that I have never got in my life”
"Win, lose or draw, you’re all my cousins and I love you.”
"Within our family, there was no such thing as a person who did not matter. Second cousins thrice removed mattered.”
"A cousin is a childhood playmate who grows up to be a forever friend."
"Cousins? Nah, we’re best friends."
"Cousins, because parents couldn’t handle us as sisters."
Funny cousin quotes share a lot about what they did growing up as family, sometimes living close by or visiting each other. Cousins did many things for fun together like playing outdoors or even singing and pretending to be in a band, check funny singing quotes for even more humor. I hope these funny quotes brighten your day and motivate you to press on in life.