Funny Daughter Quotes
Funny daughter quotes are an exceptional collection of sayings between daughter and parents that will make you smile. As always these funny quotes are being shared to bring a smile on your face and also bring back fond memories of your daughter. There is a special bond between parent and child that never dies and these quotes only serve to strengthen that point. Be sure to also read funny cooking quotes, those are good or funny singing quotes as those are awesome too.
Funny Daughter Quotes From Mom
Funny daughter quotes from mom are certainly delightful and hilarious. One can only giggle at the conversations that exist between mother and daughter as those who share below will do. As you read through each funny daughter quote, you will come to realize that some of them maybe applicable to you and that’s the truth. If you are looking for a good laugh and love your daughter, I am sure you will find the funny daughter quotes below adorably funny.
Quote #1
“I once asked my mom what it was like to have the most wonderful daughter in the world. She told me she had no idea, but that I should ask Grandma.”
Unknown
Quote #2
“Ordinary father-daughter love had a charge to it that generally was both permitted and indulged. There was just something so beautiful about the big father complementing the tiny girl. Bigness and tininess together at last—yet the bigness would never hurt the tininess! It respected it. In a world in which big always crushes tiny, you wanted to cry at the beauty of big being kind of and worshipful of and being humbled by tiny. You couldn’t help but think of your own father as you saw your little girl with hers.”
Meg Wolitze
Quote #3
“I like to think my daughter and I have a Lorelai and Rory thing going on, while she probably thinks we have a Lorelai and Emily thing going on…”
Unknown
Quote #4
“Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.”
Gloria Naylor
Quote #5
“It’s funny how you can sometimes see yourself in your daughter, like when she gives that same sass to your husband that you do.”
Unknown
Quote #6
“When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that’s happened that day just melts away.”
Hugh Jackman
Quote #7
“I tried my entire life to be different than my mother, and yet here I am yelling at my kids for not putting their shoes away just like she did.”
Unknown
Quote #8
“This relationship has something special about it, that makes every father and every daughter in the world speak warmly about it.”
Unknown
Quote #9
“I love when my daughter gets an attitude with me. I’m like girl, I gave you that attitude, and I have way more practice with it.”
Unknown
Quote #10
“No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.”
Michael Ratnadeepak
Quote #11
“I always wondered what would happen if my mom had to count past three. Now that I am a mom I know that she was praying it wouldn’t go that far cause we really don’t have a plan when we start counting.”
Unknown
Quote #12
“Daddy, thanks for being my hero, chauffeur, financial support, listener, life mentor, friend, guardian, and simply being there every time I need a hug.”
Agatha Stephanie Lin
Quote #13
“Whenever I make fun of my mom when teaching her how to use the computer she always reminds me that she had to teach me how to use the bathroom.”
Unknown
Quote #14
“Dad. He can play like a kid, give advice like a friend, and protect like a bodyguard.”
Unknown
Quote #15
“My mom always lets me wear skinny jeans. I thought she was cool until she let it slip that if I could barely get them off, then neither could a boy.”
Unknown
Quote #16
“One of the greatest gifts I’ve ever gotten came from God. I call him daddy.”
Unknown
Quote #17
“It’s always a struggle to be patient with my daughter until I realize she is a 10-year-old version of me”
Unknown
Quote #18
“Being a daddy’s girl is like having permanent armor for the rest of your life.”
Marinela Reka
Quote #19
“Why yes I do fight with my daughter about what she is allowed to wear. And yes, she lets me win sometimes”
Unknown
Quote #20
“A father holds his daughter’s hand for a short while, but he holds her heart forever.”
Unknown
Quote #21
“One time my daughter and I were fighting and looked over to see my husband eating popcorn and watching. Needless to say, my daughter and I found our common ground in an enemy quickly.”
Unknown
Quote #22
“There is this girl who stole my heart and she calls me Daddy.”
Unknown
Quote #23
“I always tell my daughter that having a weird mom builds character. Usually when I’m dropping her off at school in my PJs”
Unknown
Quote #24
“Dear Daddy, no matter where I go in life, you’ll always be my number one man.”
Unknown
Quote #25
“By the time you realize your mother was right, you have a daughter who thinks that you’re wrong.”
Quote #26
“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad.”
Unknown
Quote #27
“If you are having a hard time being sympathetic to your mother, just remember – she pees a little every time she sneezes. Now you have both laughter and sympathy.”
Unknown
Quote #28
“Dad, you’ve always been the coolest – like all those times you said ‘yes’ when Mom said ‘no.’”
Unknown
Quote #29
“When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.”
Unknown
Quote #30
“A little girl giggles when she is denied an ice-cream by her mother. She knows daddy will get her some later.”
Lorelai Gilmore
Quote #31
“A daughter is a treasure and a cause of sleeplessness.”
Ben Sirach
Quote #32
“My mother and I have never mutually loved something as much as we love caffeine.”
unknown
Quote #33
“I smile because you’re my father. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Unknown
Quote #34
“When you are young and your mom tried to protect you from boys, you feel suffocated. When you are old, she tells you all her horror stories and you finally understand.Unknown
Quote #35
“You fathers will understand. You have a little girl. She looks up to you. You’re her oracle. You’re her hero. And then the day comes when she gets her first permanent wave and goes to her first real party, and from that day on, you’re in a constant state of panic.”
Stanley T. Banks
Quote #36
“And yes, I am dedicating the last 5 Funny Mother Daughter Quotes to Lorelai and Rory Gilmore because they are my favorite, and it’s my list and I can do what I want”
Unknown
Quote #37
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”
Unknown
Quote #38
“A real date? Finally! What are you gonna wear?”
Rory
Quote #39
“If you ever want to torture my dad, tie him up and right in front of him, refold a map incorrectly.”
Cathy Ladman
Quote #40
“Glass slippers, a backward baseball cap and nothing else.”
Lorelai
Quote #41
“It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.”
John
Quote #42
“My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans.”
Quote #43
“You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you.”
Lorelai
Quote #44
“That’s not fair. The Cake doesn’t have legs.”
Lorelai
Quote #45
“I find nothing exciting before 11:00.”
Rory
Quote #46
“I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.”
Rory
Quote #47
“Our house is burning and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?”
Rory
Quote #48
“How come you’re not excited about life?”
Lorelai
Funny Daughter Quotes From Dad
Funny daughter quotes from dad are just as awesome as those from mother. Whether its mom or dad every daughter will be blessed by the quotes found on this page. Now that you have read all of them I trust that your day or night has been made even better as you had a good laugh. May these funny daughter quotes be to you what they aught to be, hilarious and fun. Be sure to also take a look at funny food quotes, see more about food in a funny way.
