Funny exercise quotes talk about the funnier side of what exercising is like for those who don’t like to do it. Truly, many people don’t like to exercise because its hard work and can be painful and time consuming. However it makes you healthy, you can see more about that in funny health quotes. The exercise quotes on this page are funny and will definitely be worth the workout.
The quotes on this page are intended to fill you with laughter and hopefully brighten up your day. Laughter still ranks as one of the best medicines for mankind. Which makes funny quotes like these a proper reason to indulge in the goodness of funny remarks. Singing is another great workout practice, consider funny singing quotes. Below are some of the best funny exercise quotes you can find.
“I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat."
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend."
“Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake."
“Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day."
“I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough."
“Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning."
“I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run."
"Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day."
“Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day."
“Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym."
“Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?"
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
“I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge."
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
“Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money."
“I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident."
“My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life."
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is."
“I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief."
“I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!"
“Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape."
“Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor."
“Shopping is the only exercise I need."
“I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit."
“The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom."
“Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not."
“What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats."
“Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock."
“What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies."
“Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them."
“If your dog is fat you are not getting enough exercise."
“If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough."
"The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I'm like 'What are you doing here? You're done.'"
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
“If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happier with buns of cinnamon."
“My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."
"Albert Einstein discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.'"
“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down.'"
“America has got to be the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer."
“I'm afraid the handle on your recliner chair does not count as an exercise machine"
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
“Every time I hear the dirty word 'Exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
Funny exercise quotes and funny car quotes will leave you laughing out loud, yet motivated and inspired to get going. Working out can be fun, but for those who prefer not to, maybe laughing at these quotes can take its place.