Funny food quotes is all about getting a good laugh when it comes to food and the desire for it. Of course it is unwise for anyone to eat too much food or even too much of a particular food, yet there is a lot of humor in these quotes if rightly understood. Are you a food lover, then have a good laugh as you read these funny food quotes and funny friendship quotes as a bonus.
The quotes on this page are designed to make you laugh and live and eat without becoming too stressed. Laughter is great medicine and if taken in the right dosage will see great results in a short space of time. That is why I also encourage you to enjoy funny money quotes, everyone needs money to buy food right? Below are a number of quotes to cheer you up and help you see the positive side of food.
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard."
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake."
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life."
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts."
“There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate."
“When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich."
“All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
“I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."
“Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world."
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
“Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section."
“One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.”
“All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza."
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe."
“The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur."
“Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending."
“Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them."
“Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way."
“"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.”
"You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
“Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing."
“In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!"
“I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous."
“I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me."
“I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days."
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake."
“A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand."
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing."
“Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us."
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough."
“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake."
“If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them."
“If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?”
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back."
“If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.”
“I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.”
“When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating."
"How does a train eat? Chew, Chew..."
“Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!"
“Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home."
Funny food quotes will inspire anyone who know how tough it is to stay focus on their diet. We all have to eat but how we eat is what really matters and these quotes bring a joy to eating and how one can relate in their struggle with food. However overeating isn’t good for you so maybe funny health quotes may offer so more insight into that. The motivation in these quotes are based on humor. I hope everyone will find these quotes inspiring and may these quotes help to build self control.