Funny health quotes look at the well being of individuals who find health matters some what funny. It is no secret that anyone who doesn’t have good health won’t live a very happy and comfortable life. On the topic of life check funny life quotes, they are funny. Yet laughter is still one of the best medicines for most ailments as it releases neurochemicals called endorphins in your body that make you feel good and help to heal the body.
These quotes are here to promote happiness, hoping you enjoy life and have good health so peek at funny happy quotes. The quotes may be funny but the intent is to humor you and not to make fun at others in no way. If you are finding it difficult to do what is right for your own health I hope these quotes below will give you the courage and determination to do so. See these amazing funny quotes below.
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.”
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
“Avoid any diey that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
“I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
“Never eat more thn you can lift.”
“If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.”
“I tried evey diet that was in the book, I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
“Anywhere is walking distance if you have got the time.”
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.”
“I am dying with the help of too many physicians.”
“It's a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
“Half the modern could drugs well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
“It's bizzare that the [grocery store] produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.”
“Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.”
“Eating words has never given me indigestion."
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
“Early to bed, early to rise, keeps a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
“Success begins with hard work. Happiness begins with good health.”
“Health is wealth.”
“Nothing is more valuable than education. Nothing is more important than health.”
Dr. T. P. Chia
“People lose health to make money and then they lose money to regain health.”
“You cannot enjoy your wealth, if you cannot enjoy your health.”
“Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live."
“A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs."
“To wish to be well is a part of becoming well."
“Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away."
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth."
“I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life."
Funny health quotes are not to be taken so seriously that the intent of inspiration and motivation is lost sight of. We all need to laugh and take it easy sometimes and that’s where funny singing quotes are designed to make you smile and do the best you can for your own health, be inspired.