Funny Horse Quotes

Quote #1

“A Life without horses, is like taking a breath without air.”
Meghan M.

Quote #2

“When people say it’s JUST a horse, they JUST don’t understand…”
Hannah

Quote #3

“If you haven’t fallen off a horse…then you haven’t been ridin long enough."
Hilliebillie Deluxe

Quote #4

“>>>If horse riding was easy,
it would be called football<<<”
~~~*C*A*R*M*E*N*~~~

Quote #5

“Home is where the horse is… So I’ll be in the barn!!”
Molly

Quote #6

“In life, horses are some of the best friends you’ll ever have!”
Meghan

 Quote #7

“You can take a horse out of the wild, but you can’t take the wild out of the horse!”
Ericah

Quote #8

“The worst part of riding is when you dismount.”
Danica W.

Quote #9

“A horse is your best friend you can tell them anything and no one will ever know.”
Hayllie

Quote #10

“If God created anything more Beautiful then a horse he kept it for himself.”
Jess

Quote #11

“If you want to know about a horse’s life just look into his eyes.”
S-A-M-A-N-T-H-A 😉 

Quote #12

“When I fall off of a horse I don’t check and make sure I’m alright, ill be just fine I’ll check the horse and make sure he is okay.”
Torie

Quote #13

“God didn’t create the horse for a tool. He created it so girls could have a best friend.”
Erica

 Quote #14

“I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.”
HORSA_CLOTHING

Quote #15

“An English Horse Has Grace
A Western Horse Has Pleasure
But My horse Has It ALL”
Emily

Quote #16

“Galloping – Another word for flying.”
Em

Quote #17

“He may knock down a pole, but he will never break my heart.”
Michelle

Quote #18

“Treat you as good as my horse…I DONT THINK SO !”
Lenora

Quote #19

“The saddle is my home.
Ride to live, live to ride.
Cowgirls don’t cry, ride baby ride.”
Shannon Smith

Quote #20

“My horse teaches me everything that I need to know about myself.”
Joannie

 Quote #21

“A horse doesn’t care how much you kow until he knows how much you care.”
Miranda

Quote #22

“I don’t think my horse is better than yours…
I KNOW IT!!!”
Catz

Quote #23

“You know when you are a horse person when you start clucking at people to move.”
Sam

 Quote #24

“Seven days without a horse makes one weak.”
Theo

Quote #25

“You fell off your bike, and you cried. I got thrown off my horse, and I got back on.”
Sophia

Quote #26

“The more I get to know men… The more I love my horse!!”
Ezzy

Quote #27

“All horses deserve, at least once in their lives, to be loved by a little girl.”
Unknown

Quote #28

“It is the difficult horses that have the most to give you."
Lendon Gray

Quote #29

“Of all creatures God made at the Creation, there is none more
excellent, or so much to be respected as a horse."
Bedouin Legend

Quote #31

“Every time you ride, your either teaching or un-teaching your horse."
Gordon Wright

Quote #32

“If anybody expects to calm a horse down by tiring him out with riding swiftly and far, his supposition is the reverse of the truth."
Xenophon

Quote #34

“What the colt learns in youth he continues in old age."
French Proverb

Quote #35

“One reason why birds and horses are happy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses."
Dale Carnegie

Quote #36

“Words are as beautiful as wild horses, and sometimes as difficult to corral."
Ted Berkman

Quote #37

“If you are a rider, the number one thing to do is ... marry money!"
Unknown

Quote #38

“There are only two emotions that belong in the saddle; one is a sense
of humor and the other is patience."
John Lyons

Quote #39

“How to ride a horse:
Step One – Mount the horse.
Step Two – Stay mounted …”
Unknown

Quote #40

“If a horse stands on you its because your in the way.”
Unknown

Quote #41

“A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front
of you, but a noble companion walks beside you.”
Unknown

Quote #42

“Horses are the dolphins of the plains, the spirits of the wind; yet we sit astride them for the sake of being well-groomed, whereas they could have all the desire in the world to bolt, but instead, they adjust their speed and grace, only to please us, never to displease."
Lauren Salerno

Quote #43

“A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world."
Winston Churchill

Quote #44

“There on the tips of fair fresh flowers feedeth he; How joyous is his neigh, there in the midst of sacred pollen hidden all hidden he; how joyous is his neigh."
Navajo Song

Quote #45

“I live in a house but my home is in the stable."
Unknown

Quote #46

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
Confucious

Quote #47

"A mule is just like horse, but even more so."
Unknown

Quote #48

“The love for a horse is just as complicated as the love for another human being…If you never love a horse, you will never understand.”
Unknown

Quote #49

“A horse is like a best friend. They’re always there to nuzzle you and make your life a better place.”
Unknown

Quote #50

“Nothing moves me more than when on the way to fetching in my mare in the morning than the sound of her neighing to me as I open the gate.”
Unknown

Quote #51

“A good rider can hear his horse speak to him. A great rider can hear his horse whisper. But a bad rider won’t hear his horse even if it screams at him!”
Unknown

Quote #52

“Just because you can jump a fence going north doesn’t mean you can jump in going south."
Unknown

Quote #53

“The Breath of Paradise is that which blows between the ears of a horse."
Arabic Quotation

Quote #54

“Who needs men when you have a horse?..oh..wait..someone’s gotta do the paying!"
Unknown

Quote #55

“Life is like a wild horse. You ride it or it rides you.”
Unknown

Quote #56

“The only constant thing in life is change, and things can change rapidly when you’re dealing with horses.”
Unknown

Quote #57

"I’m in a transitional relationship with my saddle!"
Unknown

Quote #58

“Boyfriends come and go, but horses are forever.”
Unknown

Quote #59

“The horse will leap over trenches, will jump out of them, will do anything else, provided one grants him praise and respite after his accomplishment.”
Unknown

Quote #60

“When your horse bolts for 10 minutes flat, you know to get off and give up. The question is, how?"
Annarose Robinson

Quote #61

“Love is.. paying a £500 vet bill for a horse worth £50.”
Unknown

Quote #62

“If you have seen nothing but the beauty of their markings and limbs, their true beauty is hidden from you.”
Unknown

Quote #63

“The cowgirl’s bumper sticker: Save a horse, ride a cowboy!!!”
Unknown

Quote #64

“Our hoofbeats were many, but our hearts beat as one.”
Unknown

Quote #65

“There is one respect in which beasts show real wisdom… their quiet, placid enjoyment of the present moment."
Schopenhauer

Quote #66

“When you fall of your horse, usually what’s most hurt is your pride.”
Unknown

Quote #67

“Don’t look at a horse as an animal, look as if the horse is a real person. Because a horse can tell the difference.”
Unknown

Quote #68

“There is something about jumping a horse over a fence, something that makes you feel good. Perhaps it’s the risk, the gamble. In any event, it’s a thing I need."
William Faulkner

Quote #69

“You never get the pleasure of owning a horse…”
Unknown

Quote #70

“I whisper to my horse, but he never listens!”
Unknown

Quote #71

“Correction does much for the horse, but encouragement does more.”
Unknown

Quote #72

“Some are slaves on the ground but are free on a horse.”
Unknown

Quote #73

“You can love horse and ride it and a horse can love you and squash you.”
Unknown

Quote #74

“Grooming: the process by which the dirt on the horse is transferred to the groom.”
Unknown

Quote #75

“You can lead your horse to water, but you can’t stop him pulling you away!!!”
Unknown

Quote #76

“My horse is very quick. Sometimes he’s so quick he leaves me behind.”
Unknown

Quote #77

“My horse is security conscience… he always likes to bolt the stable door when I leave.”
Unknown

Quote #78

“The hardest thing about learning to ride is the ground!”
Unknown

Quote #79

“The Joy of horses is not the riding, jumping, racing, showing, or grooming, but of owning!!!”
Unknown

Quote #80

“When in doubt, leave one stride out!”
Unknown

Quote #81

“Been There… Jumped That!”
Unknown

Quote #82

“A polo pony is like a motorbike with a mind of its own weighing half a ton.”
Unknown

Quote #83

“Whinnying is everything.”
Unknown

Quote #84

“Leave a horse’s gate unfastened and he’ll be knocking on your window in the night."
Unknown

Quote #85

“Ask not what your horse can do for you – Ask what you can do for your horse.”
Unknown

Quote #86

“In training  horses, one trains himself."
Antoine De Pluvinet

Quote #87

“A dog may be man’s best friend…But the horse wrote history.”
Unknown

Quote #88

“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink,” is an old saying that is not exactly true, because anybody that’s ever been around horses would know if the horse didn’t want to go to water then it wouldn’t!!"
Unknown

Quote #89

“It excites me that no matter how much machinery replaces the horse, the work it can do is still measured in horsepower…..even in this space age. And although a riding horse often weighs half a ton, and a big drafter a full ton, either can be led about by a piece of string if he has been wisely trained. This to me is a constant source of wonder,and challenge."
Marguret Henry

Quote #90

“Gott my horse, gott my dog, don’t need no cowboy!”
Unknown

Quote #91

“Do not underestimate a horse’s pride, or he will dent yours.”
Unknown

Quote #92

“Horses give us the wings we lack.”
Unknown

Quote #93

“Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor."
Pam Brown

Quote #94

“Riding a Shire is like a moving sofa!!!”
Unknown

Quote #95

“As the windswept over the saddle, it turned to a  mixture  of bright colors and painted the world."
Ronan Warriors

Quote #96

“When riding a horse we leave our fear, troubles, and sadness behind on the ground."
Juli Carlson

Quote #97

“Horse sense – something that horses have that  stops them betting on humans.”
Unknown

Quote #98

“Whoever said that money cannot buy happiness didn’t know where to buy a horse."
Unknown

Quote #99

“A horse is like a violin, first it must be tuned, and when tuned it must be accurately played.”
Unknown

Quote #100

“Heels down and head up, knees down and Heart up, Ankles close to your horse’s side, elbows close to your own.”
Unknown