Funny money quotes are hilarious as many celebrities and others share their thoughts about money. We all know the world is designed for money to be a big part of all we do, but its amazing to hear those who are rich say some funny things about it. In reality many of the rich like Warren Buffet and another billionaire Bill Gates give away a lot of their money.
When it comes to money, whether you get more or lose some or even all of it, is just a part of life. Some of the quotes you will read below will surprise you, furthermore, the persons making the remarks about money may surprise you even more. These individuals know what they are talking about as they make their comments, for they have all at some point had or have lots of money. An example would be Dwayne Johnson who had seven bucks in his early years but never gave up on his dream and is now a multi millionaire. Check out these funny money quotes below.
“Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.”
“Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.”
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.”
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.”
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.”
“Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.”
“Money is the best deodorant.”
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.”
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
“Money often costs too much.”
“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one."
“Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.”
"No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.”
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence."
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back."
“I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves."
“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions."
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells."
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind."
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer."
“Money often costs too much."
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention."
“It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules."
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters."
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.”
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?”
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.”
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.”
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.”
“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.”
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”
If you didn’t know that there were so much funny quotes about money then there you go. There are a wide range of persons sharing their own thoughts about money. You will be surprised the inspiration you may experience from getting a good laugh about money.