Funny morning quotes are hilarious ways of expressing feelings about morning time and the struggle to cope. It is truly funny and amazing how hard mornings can be. Speaking about funny, you can also read funny senior quotes and funny birthday quotes. They are very funny as well.
Funny morning quotes share an experience about waking up, that no one really looks forward to, at least I don’t that much. When you read them I am sure you will get a good laugh, you will also be able to relate to what is being said for sure. For even more humor you can check out funny sleep quotes, since getting up in the morning is such a drag. Below are a number of funny morning quotes.
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.”
“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon.”
“I have always disliked the morning, it is too responsible a time, with the daylight demanding that it be ‘faced’ and (usually when I wake for I wake late) with the sun already up and in charge of the world, with little hope of anyone usurping or challenging its authority. A shot of light in the face of a poor waking human being and another slave limbs wounded into the light-occupied territory.”
“I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.”
“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.”
“It’s a gray morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning.”
“Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.”
“I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.”
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
“In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”
“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”
“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
“You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”
“I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.”
“Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”
“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”
“The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me.”
“A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”
"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day."
Funny morning quotes are clearly a wonderful way to start your day by reading something funny. It may very well cheer you up and make your day. This page is all about laughter, a wonderful activity that strengthens the immune system. I hope these quotes make you smile and make your morning.