Funny New Year Quotes
Funny new year quotes are a compilation of funny sayings and remarks by various persons about the new year. Every new year we all have plans and expectations that for the most part are never fulfilled. However, this post isn’t about taking the new year so serious, but rather more about having fun in relation to the topic. We can’t have a new year unless we make it through the old one, so we are thankful and joyful for these hilarious quotes about the coming year. Be sure to read funny quotes about school and funny quotes of the day.
Short Funny New Year Quotes
Short funny new year quotes offer readers the opportunity to enjoy some very hilarious quotes. Once every year, we have an opportunity to enjoy the season and reflect on the year that has passed. No better way to do this than by having fun, sharing jokes about the time of the year and anything related to it. Since a good laugh is like fine medicine, why not end your year being happy. I hope these funny new year quotes below will accomplish that.
Quote #1
“May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!”
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Quote #2
“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.”
Charles Lamb
Quote #3
“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.”
Henry Moore
Quote #4
“You have so many things to gain this year including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year dear friend!”
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Quote #5
“They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!”
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Quote #6
“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”
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Quote #7
“My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.”
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Quote #8
“Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.”
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Quote #9
“I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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Quote #10
“My new year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
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Quote #11
“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.”
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Quote #12
“Listen, I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. So, apologize to me till you have your chance. Happy New Year.”
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Quote #13
“I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”
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Quote #14
“The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.”
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Quote #15
“Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!”
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Quote #16
“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
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Quote #17
“This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!”
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Quote #18
“I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!”
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Quote #19
“I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!”
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Quote #20
“May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. Best wishes.”
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Quote #21
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
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Quote #22
“Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.”
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Quote #23
“The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.”
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Quote #24
“Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!”
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Quote #25
“Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!”
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Quote #26
“It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?”
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Quote #27
“Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!”
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Quote #28
“New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!”
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Quote #29
“Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!”
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Quote #30
“Here’s a new year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so they can be spent by the right hands. Happy new year!”
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Quote #31
“What has gone, gone. Don’t brood over it what was wrong, what was right. Just celebrate the coming New Year that will open new doors of happiness.”
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Quote #32
“Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.”
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Quote #33
“I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.”
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Quote #34
“I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.”
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Quote #35
“Let’s not spend New Year’s Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year’s Eve”
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Quote #36
“I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder”
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Quote #37
“Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.”
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Quote #38
“This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!”
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Quote #39
““I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.”
Thomas Jefferson
Quote #40
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
George Eliot
Quote #41
“Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.”
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Quote #42
“If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!”
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Quote #43
“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”
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Quote #44
“Every New Year’s I have the same question: ‘How do I get home?'”
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Quote #45
“Whatever you do, don’t ask what’s next!”
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Quote #46
“Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!”
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Quote #47
“May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.”
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Quote #48
“May God inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!”
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Quote #49
“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”
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Quote #50
“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
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Quote #51
“Headed into the new year like…”
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Quote #52
“It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!”
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Quote #53
“I wish even your success amount comes on my account and the right hands can spend them this upcoming year. Happy New Year.”
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Quote #54
“This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.”
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Quote #55
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.”
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Quote #56
“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.”
Quote #57
“My resolution: Stop procrastinating. But, ya know, it’s a holiday. I’ll start next week.”
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Quote #58
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
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Quote #59
“I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!”
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Quote #60
“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits”
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Funny Inspirational New Year Quotes
Funny inspirational new year quotes will inspire you in a hilarious way that’s for sure. Did you find the quotes about the new year funny and inspirational? I am hoping you did as that was the whole purpose of these funny quotes, to get you all happy and bubbly inside. If you like funny remarks whether its new years or not, you have come to the right place, you can also check out these funny why quotes it is amazing the questions some people would ask.
