Funny Quotes 30th Birthday
Funny quotes 30th birthday is a collection of hilarious sayings for those who celebrate their 30th birthday. Reaching your 30th birthday puts you in my opinion at the top of being young before heading to the middle age range based on how long persons are living today. So no worries at 30 you are still a young person, though some may say, young old person
Every year that you live to see another birthday is a blessing and the ability to laugh about it is even more spectacular. Living to the age of 30 is no small feat as there are so many who die before they reach that stage. If you like funny quotes then you can also read funny quotes about sisters fighting and funny quotes 40th birthday for even more amazing hilarious sayings.
30th Birthday One Liners
30th birthday one liners are some of the best sayings you can find online that relates to the topic. You can be sure that anything related to this birthday period will be exciting to read and you can find them all here on this page. Anyone who has lived pass the age of 30 knows what I am talking about. Anyone who is younger has something to look forward to eventually.
If hilarious jokes are what you are looking for and want something to put a smile on your face, then stay tuned and get ready to read some awesome quotes. Below are a number of funny quotes 30th birthday for you to enjoy!
Quote #1
“I will be 29 until further notice.”
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Quote #2
“I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.”
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Quote #3
“Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen’s discount at the movies.”
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Quote #4
“Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’”
Anne Landers
Quote #5
“Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.”
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Quote #6
“I have an important birthday coming up and this is what I have to keep reminding myself: I’m not like a regular 30 year-old. I’m a cool 30 year-old!”
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Quote #7
“The dating pool in your 30’s”
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Quote #8
“Too old for Snapchat. Too young for Life Alert.”
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Quote #9
“Turning 30 like: I can feel myself rotting.”
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Quote #10
“People be like ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like ‘shoot, I’m turning 30!”
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Quote #11
“Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.”
C.S Lewis
Quote #12
“When someone says ‘ten years ago’ I think about the 90’s, not the 2010s.”
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Quote #13
“I’m ‘it’s 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?’ years old.”
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Quote #14
“At least you’re not turning 31.”
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Quote #15
“Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.”
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Funny 3oth Birthday Sayings For Her
Quote #16
“How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20’s… pshhh.”
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Quote #17
“Until she turns 30, a woman looks younger day by day. After 30, a woman is downright gorgeous!”
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Quote #18
“Hey girl, happy 30th birthday! You just keep getting more amazing.”
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Quote #19
“Welcome to your 30’s: where all your friends have babies, body parts hurt for no reason and being asleep by 9 p.m. is the regular routine, even on weekends.”
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Quote #20
“Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.”
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Quote #21
“Wow, you’re 30 now. There’s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family…except if you’re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.”
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Quote #22
“Life before thirty is for making mistakes and life after thirty is to repent for all of them. Happy birthday.”
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Quote #23
“Turning thirty gives you the perfect bird’s eye view of your life. You know exactly what mistakes you made in the past and exactly how to correct them in the future. Happy 30th birthday.”
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Quote #24
“Your body may have turned thirty today but the way you look like a hot twenty one year old suggests that your beauty will never be able to catch up with your age. Happy 30th birthday.”
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Quote #25
“When you were twenty, you felt like growing up and becoming thirty. When you will be forty, you will wish you could go back to being thirty. So to conclude, being thirty is just perfect. Happy birthday.”
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Quote #26
“If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party. Happy birthday.”
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Quote #27
“Happy 30th birthday! May your 20s rest in perfect peace”
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Quote #28
“There is one thing worth looking forward to when you turn thirty – you are almost halfway to retirement benefits. Happy birthday.”
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Quote #29
“At thirteen, you were officially a teenager. At twenty one, you were officially an adult. But at thirty, you are unofficially old. Happy 30th birthday.”
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Quote #30
“I’m 30 but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I’m like no, never mind, I’m 30.”
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Funny 30th Birthday Sayings For Him
Quote #31
“Oh, it’s your 30th birthday? You must be so mature.”
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Quote #32
“By your age, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was a self-made billionaire. You might not have a pile of cash like Zuckerberg, but you have so many things that you can be proud of such as the fact that you existed before his Facebook was born. Happy birthday!”
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Quote #33
“I know that now that you are in your 30s, you are going to have to really grow up and become a mature and responsible adult.”
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Quote #34
“Now you’re getting further from your physical prime, but your mental prime is approaching.”
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Quote #35
“Farewell to your youth – it was good while it lasted. Happy 30th.”
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Quote #36
“There is no brother in this world that can ever be more incredible than you. Wishing you a fabulous 3rd decade of existing on this earth!”
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Quote #37
“It’s not the physical aging, but the psychological aging that really makes you feel old at 30.”
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Quote #38
“The countdown to your midlife crisis has just begun. Tick tock tick tock. Happy 30th birthday.”
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Quote #39
“To me, you’re stilla wide-eyed kid— with three decades of hard knocks and easy pickings to call yourself 30. Happy 30th birthday”
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Quote #40
“Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It’s really just 15 candles per lung, and you’re not old unless you can’t blow them all out in one breath.”
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Funny 30th Birthday Captions
Quote #41
“I can’t keep calm. It’s my 30th birthday!”
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Quote #42
“I’m not 30. It’s my 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday.”
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Quote #43
“Life not only begins at 30, it begins to show”
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Quote #44
“One good thing about turning 30: you’re not turning 40.”
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Quote #45
“Being 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.”
Melanie White
Quote #46
“30 isn’t old. It’s a young mature.”
Melanie White
Quote #47
“Don’t worry about being 30. You’ll get over it within a decade.”
Melanie White
Quote #48
“Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.”
Quote #49
“There used to be a show called 30 Something, and if you can remember it, you’re way past it.”
Melanie White
Quote #50
“30 isn’t over the hill, it’s more of a plateau, with a bright light way off in the distance”
Melanie White
Turning 30 Humor
Turning 30 humor is a bunch of funny remarks about reaching that golden age for those who think they are young but are getting older. I know we would all love to stay young, but the reality is if you live long enough, you will get old. Don’t let turning 30 bother you, embrace your age.
All sports aside, I do hope you found the funny quotes 3oth birthday rather fun and hilarious. And that there was something you wanted for yourself or can share with anyone you know who are celebrating their 30th birthday. You can also find more hilarious jokes if you like by checking out funny dating quotes, and others funny quotes for a wonderful time.
