Funny Quotes Jim Carrey
Funny quotes Jim Carrey are some very funny remarks by one of the funniest comedians of all time. He is known for his humor on and off the screen and that will be evident in the hilarious quotes you will read from him today. James Eugene Carrey was born on January 17, 1962 in Canada. He now has dual citizenship as an Canadian American and has left a legacy on the screen for comedies. Hearing the name Jim Carrey alone is enough to excite persons that they will have a good laugh. Be sure to read funny daughter quotes and funny quotes for sister.
Jim Carrey Movie Quotes Funny
Jim Carrey movie quotes funny things pretty regularly as that was his persona on the stage. If you took a look at his profile, you will notice that he played in all comedies during his career. Sometimes Jim was the leading character, other times he shared the lead with other comedians as himself. If you like funny and you like Jim Carrey, then these quotes are for you, also share with others as you don’t want to keep this all for yourself. Below are a number of funny quotes by Jim Carrey.
“Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How can we find you when you look like Beyoncé on Facebook and Chewbacca in person?”
“It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
“How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don’t have to brag about myself later.”
“Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! “Bad boys, bad boys… whatcha gonna do?”
“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”
“So, what’s your tale, Mother Goose? Where ya from?”
“All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.”
“I don’t care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.”
“- Charlie: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
– Layla: Yeah, I’d stay. But I hope that never happens.”
“May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. Best wishes.”
“Has anybody ever told you you have a serious impulse-control problem?”
“If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I’m incapable of making eye contact with a woman.”
“- Vincent Cadby: And my work habits?
– Ace Ventura: Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you’re a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.”
“- Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Why would you throw your life away for this silly little alien?
– Tom Wachowski: He’s my friend.”
“Confidence. A fool’s substitute for intelligence.”
“I’m the top banana in a world full of monkeys.”
“- Ace Ventura: Good to see someone who doesn’t buckle under the pressure.
– Lois Einhorn: And what would you know about pressure?
– Ace Ventura: Well, I have… kissed a man.”
“We’re all just cavemen, Trying to protect our little patch of land. Well now I’ve got a club, and I’m gonna take what I need.”
“Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.”
“One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.”
“One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.”
“Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!”
“’Good morning! And in case I don’t see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.”
“Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don’t know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!”
“My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn’t fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at the end of the day to do a comedy routine. Instead of bugging everybody, I’d figure out my routine. And at the end of the day, I’d get to perform in front of my entire class. I thought it was really smart of her. It’s amazing how important that was.”
“Here it goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!”
“I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. Ah… has that ever happened to you? Anyway… call me, we’ll talk about it.”
“Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you’ll never hear the buffalo comin’!”
“Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I’ll juice ya up.”
“The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.”
“What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?”
“You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.”
“My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.”
“For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn’t have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.'”
“If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.”
“There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!'”
“For the most sensitive among us, the noise can be too much.”
“I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.”
“That’s the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they’d be like, ‘Yeah, big deal. I’d eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you’re pulling down.'”
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.”
“Somebody help me, I’m being spontaneous!”
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.”
“I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged.”
“My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.”
“If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!”
“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
“Just because I rock doesn’t mean I’m made of stone.”
“I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.”
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.”
Funny Movie Quotes Jim Carrey
Funny movie quotes Jim Carrey as that was what his career was all about. He is best known for being very funny in the movies he acted a part. Carrey started off his career with In Living Color and from there he never looked back until his retirement. Despite no longer on the big screen, he is still vocal when it comes to certain things in America. If you found these funny Jim Carrey quotes are good read full of laughter, be sure to check out funny food quotes and many other funny quotes by going to funny quotes category.