
Funny Quotes On Winning
Funny quotes on winning is a compilation of hilarious remarks that are full of humor and wit about winning. Regardless of the game that the writers are talking about, you can be sure there will be something fun about what they say.
Everyone loves to win, but in any game where there is more than one individual, only one person can usually win, though some cases may allow more than one winner.
This will be evident as you read on as those who win sometimes rub it in and can have big egos. For more jokes from quotes, you can check out funny quotes with animals and winter funny quotes for some hilarious comments.
Funny Winning Quotes
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Being a winner and not rubbing it in to the loser takes a lot of class and not everyone can win and not make a big deal about it.
For all the humor about winning and talking about it, read below for funny quotes on winning.
Quote #1
“It’s not about winning and losing. You know who says that? The loser.”
Unknown
Quote #2
“We didn’t lose the game, we just ran out of time.”
Vince Lombardi
Quote #3
“Winning and losing does not have any meaning, because some people win by losing and some lose by winning.”
Unknown
Quote #4
“You never lose, you either win or you learn.”
Mike Bennett
Quote #5
“Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.”
Quote #6
“How you play shows some of your character, how you win or lose shows it all.”
Unknown
Quote #7
“Losing is essential to anyone’s success. The more you lose, the more you want to win.”
Brett Hull
Quote #8
“It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game, according to the losers and their parents.”
Buster Guru
Quote #9
“Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.”
Thomas Campbell
Quote #10
“A loser doesn’t know what he’ll do if he loses, but talks about what he’ll do if he wins, and a winner doesn’t talk about what he’ll do if he wins, but knows what he’ll do if he loses.”
Mario Puzo
Quote #11
“I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self.”
Aristotle
Quote #12
“Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.”
Bernadette Devlin
Quote #13
“I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.”
Bill Veeck
Quote #14
“Win, no one remembers the losers.”
Quote #15
“You can’t win in life, if you are losing in your mind.”
Tony Gaskins
You Are A Winner Quotes
Quote #16
“To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom, too”
Matt Millen
Quote #17
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do…Do be do be do”
Oscar Gamble
Quote #18
“Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment; full effort is full victory.”
Quote #19
“History is written by the winners.”
Napoleon Bonaparte
Quote #20
“If it doesn’t matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?”
Vince Lombardi
Quote #21
“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
Karl Lagerfeld
Quote #22
“If you fight you might lose; if you don’t, you have already lost.”
Bertolt Brecht
Quote #23
“Winners never quit and quitters never win.”
Vince Lombardi
Quote #24
“Every win is an injustice to someone.”
Aristotle Onassis
Quote #25
“Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.”
Vince Lombardi
Quote #26
“It’s never just a game when you’re winning.”
George Carlin
Quote #27
“If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.”
William Hazlitt
Quote #28
“Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.”
Vince Lombardi
Quote #29
“The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race.”
Bob Marley
Quote #30
“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”
Lyndon Johnson
Quotes On Winning Attitude
Quote #31
“To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
Quote #32
“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.”
Gilda Radner
Quote #33
“You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.”
Yogi Berra
Quote #34
“The person that said winning isn’t everything never won anything.”
Mia Hamm
Quote #35
“The best team doesn’t always win, its the team that plays the best.”
Will The Great
Quote #36
“Winning isn’t everything, but wanting it is.”
Arnold Palmer
Quote #37
“I’m a pretty good winner. I’m a terrible loser. And I rub it in pretty good when I win.”
Tom Brady
Quote #38
“The harder the battle the sweeter the victory.”
Les Brown
Quote #39
“Victory is earned best when being a good sportsman about winning.”
Guitargoalie16
Quote #40
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”
Emo Philips
Winning Quotes In English
Quote #41
“I’m a mad dog whose only concern is winning.”
Charles Barkley
Quote #42
“I’m never tired of winning, and I’m never tired of skiing.”
Lindsey Vonn
Quote #43
“The critics are always right. The only way you shut them up is by winning.”
Chuck Noll
Quote #44
“Winning solves everything.”
Tiger Woods
Quote #45
“Winning takes precedence over all. There’s no gray area. No almosts.”
Kobe Bryant
Quote #46
“I never did say that you can’t be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her up.”
Leo Durocher
Quote #47
“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.”
Art Rooney
Quote #48
“Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next.”
George Steinbrenner
Quote #49
“When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.’”
Paul Brown
Quote #50
“The key is not the will to win… everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important.”
Funny Quotes On Winning And Losing
Funny quotes on winning and losing shows that not everyone can win and there must be a loser at the end of the day too. Though the funny quotes focus more on the winner and what they said, you can be sure someone lost.
After reading funny quotes on winning you may ask yourself what is wrong with these people, or you may just find it funny and have a good laugh.
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