Funny sleep quotes are just that, they are quotes about sleep, whether you can get to sleep or not. If you hate to get up or you hate to go to sleep, whatever your issue when it comes to sleep we all can relate. What is interesting about the quotes on this page is how hilarious they are, I am sure you will find some of them entertaining. Don’t forget to check funny singing quotes as well.
The quotes on this page are intended to make every reader laugh and feel jubilant. Mankind is yet to find anything that can replace a good laugh and bring joy to the soul. What is so amazing is the ability for anyone to make a subject such as sleep so humorous. If you can’t sleep then read funny exercise quotes that may help. Check out these wonderful quotes below.
“In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep."
"Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?"
“People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there."
“Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep."
“I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again"
“I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning."
“I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed."
"The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!"
“He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor."
“I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky."
“Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up."
“When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep."
“Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer."
“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
“At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up."
“In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!"
“When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver."
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
“I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep."
“Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today."
“I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself."
“I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap."
“Those who snore always fall asleep first."
“I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning."
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
“You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep."
“Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!"
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
“Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net."
“I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
“I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot."
"I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead."
"My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep."
“People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?"
“Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet."
“When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31."
"I already want to take a nap tomorrow."
“Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep."
“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy."
“I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge."
“I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever."
“Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things."
Funny sleep quotes are an enjoyable set of remarks that will make you feel good, whether you can sleep or not. Funny friendship quotes will also do the same. One never knows if reading these funny quotes might help you sleep more or maybe less. Whatever the motivation these quotes give, enjoy!