Funny soccer quotes are so hilarious and they make you wonder what the person was thinking at the time. Some of the names of individuals that are compiled in this list may surprise you. Maybe it’s the pressure at that point that make them says the things they do, who knows. Also check out funny exercise quotes as soccer is such a physical game.
Soccer has long been a favorite sport of the masses, with some teams and players preferred more than others. You will be inspired by funny inspirational quotes that will motivate you to give of your best. What may be worth noting is that even with the seriousness of the sport many remarks have proven to be very funny and are listed below for your enjoyment, check below for funny soccer quotes.
“We lost because we didn’t win."
“We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”
“We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other 3% that cost us the match.”
“To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch. ”
“When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.”
“Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.”
“Diego Maradona – a flawed genius, who has now become a genius who is flawed.”
“Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.”
“The margin is very marginal."
“There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.”
“Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it”
“Despite the rain, it’s still raining here at Old Trafford.”
“We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced. ”
“I’ll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.”
“Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalized.”
“It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.”
“Well Kerry, you’re 19 and you’re a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.”
“Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.”
“Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.”
“I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.”
“Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.”
“Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead."
“Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.”
“Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you’re 80-20 sure of winning it”
“He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s all right.”
“When I first met him (David Beckham), I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.”
“It was like being in a foreign country.”
“Chile have three options. They could win or they could lose.”
“The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23.”
“I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.”
“Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.”
“The keeper was unsighted – he still didn’t see it.”
“I would not say that he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
“Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play."
“We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized."
“I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly."
“The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath."
Funny soccer quotes are truly a breath of fresh air for those who love soccer and who love a laugh. Many soccer players are friends off the pitch, check out funny friendship quotes and see what friends say about each other. I hope you will find these quotes fun and a benefit to your own well being.