Funny thank you quotes are full of sarcasm and some genuine thank you remarks, but its all about funny. Many of us can relate to some of these quotes, especially the ones filled with sarcasm. If funny is what you love, then check out funny food quotes and funny senior quotes as well.
Funny thank you quotes are very hilarious and will definitely put a smile on your face or fill you with laughter. After all, that is the whole purpose of compiling them together right? For even more funny inspiration, also read funny money quotes. There will be so much to knock you off your feet. Below are a number of funny thank you quotes.
"So you think you're all that? So what if you saved my bacon, solved my problem, and soothed my soul. Show off.”
“You've put my life back on track to being the incredible journey it was meant to be; you're a little too awesome for your underwear.”
“You're brilliant. Or maybe I'm brilliant because I know you?”
“Some people are just plain old everyday people, then there's you. This superhuman, crazy smart jerk who everybody loves cause you're always there for others!”
“Do you even know how to fail? Thank you for never learning that! Your help saved me again.”
“There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors."
"Even though we can’t have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don’t get what we deserve."
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one."
“There’s one thing for which you should be abundantly thankful – only you and God have all the facts about yourself."
“Did you go to college to learn how to buy the perfect gift? Man, you sure know how to pick 'em. Thanks for making my gift giving skills look really bad.”
“When God was handing out all the talent, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn't he? Cause once again, I'm sending you a damn thank you card for your awesomeness.”
“Of all the Charlie Brown's in the world, you're not the Charlie Browniest. Man, do you always have to be so helpful, so kind, so generous, so thoughtful... so perfect? Well, we're glad you are. Forget trying out for the next Peanuts Movie.”
“For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received."
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."
“I've thanked you and thanked you and thanked you and thanked you over a hundred times, it seems—man, I'm sick of repeating myself.”
“Some people get to help others and some people are a hopeless case like me! Thanks again for being who you are.”
“In a world filled with sub-par people, you're an above-the-crowd type. Thanks for being annoyingly perfect.”
“Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes."
“If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped."
“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?"
“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends."
Ethel Watts Mumford
“I want to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding, and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic."
“I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude."
“You're like a diamond in the rough—wait, no, that's me—thank you for always helping to polish me up a little. I need it.”
“Since I'm always sending them to you, I finally got organized and bought a box of 500 thank you cards. Well, thanks for all you did for me, and thanks for the bit of money I saved buying your cards in bulk.”
“Are you prepared for the gushing thanks this card is going to be filled with? I'll give you a minute. *breathe in breathe out* *one and two* *here it comes* "Thank you for being the winner in my life!”
"A card saying thank you just doesn't cut it. So can you please be my Valentine, too?"
"Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven't I'm sending this card to stroke your ego some more."
"In a world of bad guys, you're one of the good guys. Shocking, because most of the time you fit right in as a bad guy. Thanks."
"Electric is who you are! Electric! You can do anything, fix anything and be anything. You're powerful. Thank you."
"Enough is enough. All you ever do is help, help, and help—aren't you tired of being the goodie-two-shoes helper guy people can count on? I hope not, cause wow, you're handy to have around in a pinch. Thanks, dude"
"Thank you doesn't cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—'You're awesome, amazing, shockingly good looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me.'"
"So you did something wonderful, and now I'm forced to send you this card dripping with thanks, gheesh, does it always have to be about you!!"
"I don't want to puke thank you over and over because that's just not cool, so I'll only send you this one card with the words thank you in big print once. Now lets forget everything you've done! Not really. How could I, you're too awesome."
"Thank you for just being the freakishly amazing humanoid you are."
"In this world there are movers and there are shakers. You're both. Thanks for helping us move."
"In a galaxy far far away, there's a missing poster of you. You can't be of this world, you've done so much for us! Thank you seems so small."
"We have declared today your national day. Every year we'll toast to you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame."
"We're your trophy. It's ok, we promise not to sit on your mantle. Thanks for everything."
"Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That's why we did it, 'cause that's who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn't get through life without your help."
"We wanted to buy you a paid vacation to Hawaii as a thank you, but if we could do that we wouldn't have needed your help and could have hired someone instead and saved the money and sent ourselves on that trip. Wow, that was rude. Sorry, what we're trying to say is that without your help we couldn't have written all this gold in your thank you card. So, thank you!"
"Thank you for being you; that's all we ever want. A million dollars, and that."
"To say thank you we bought you a star—not really, but look up and the first star you see is yours. You deserve the moon too, we're working on that."
"Your ancestors must have been awesome because your genes fit you. Thanks for everything."
Funny thank you quotes will make your day and brighten it up. Laughter has always been good medicine, it has always been a positive influence to one’s health. There is yet to be a test carried out proving laughter is bad for your health, so here’s to a good laugh. I hope these quotes inspire you and brighten your smile.