Funny Willy Quotes

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Funny willy quotes are some of the wackiest quotes you will ever read, hence the term willy, but you to read to see what I mean. You will be amazed at some of the things persons would say and that is the truth. If you want to know what funny willy quotes are all about, continue reading. Be sure to read over 50 funny quotes and funny food quotes as well.

Silly Willy Meaning

Silly willy meaning is basically about lacking common sense, though some may relate it to a male’s genitals. For us it isn’t about that but about the funny quotes that people say that don’t make sense and still are funny. It takes a special kind of individual to pull that off, don’t you think? Regardless of how we understand the meaning, below are a number of funny willy quotes for you to enjoy.

Quote #1

“Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn’t trust another cat because she knows better than we do.”
Karel Capek

Quote #2

“Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!”
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Quote #3

“The military infrastructure grew me. My faith in God is important, my belief in my country is important, my relationship to my family is important, the things that Mom and Dad tell you growing up are important.”
Tommy Franks

Quote #4

“In Iceland you can eat a rotten shark!”
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Quote #5

“Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
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Quote #6

“The voice inside your head cannot be heard by anybody else!”
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Quote #7

“Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
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Quote #8

“Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed!”
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Quote #9

“Q: Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was the biggest?
A: The son, because he was a little Bigger!”
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Quote #10

“What do you call a snowman in the summer time?
A puddle!”
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Quote #11

“What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!”
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Quote #12

“Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s only a joke.”
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Quote #13

“Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!”
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Quote #14

“What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A horse!”
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Quote #15

“How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!”
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Quote #16

“Question: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!”
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Quote #17

“What’s the tallest building in the world? A: The library, because it has the most stories!”
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Quote #18

“Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!”
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Quote #19

“There is a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?”
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Quote #20

“What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baboom!”
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