Over 50 Funny Quotes
Over 50 funny quotes are a a great selection of funny sayings about those who have made it to 50 years of age or older. Living to this age shouldn’t be taken for granted as many haven’t been so fortunate sadly. Even as we knowledge that this is nothing to make fun of, we want to focus more so on the positive by acknowledging reaching this milestone. As you consider all the funny quotes in this post, consider these as well funny quotes from The Office. and another funny set of remarks called funny food quotes.
Cute Sayings For Turning 50
Cute saying for turning 50 are very relevant to many that enjoy what we call middle age. If you are 50 or will soon be turning 50 or older I am sure you can relate to many of the funny quotes for 50 years old. It just goes to show that being hilarious has no limit to age and that anyone can have humor if they so desire. If you are looking for hilarious remarks concerning those of this age group, then you have come to the right place. Below are over 50 funny quotes for anyone who desire to be entertained.
Quote #1
“Age 50 is when you start using those number 10 candles on your birthday cake because they take up less space.”
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Quote #2
“You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on'”
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Quote #3
“Turning 50 reminds me of that Jack and Jill nursery rhyme, except now we’re getting closer to the nursing home and there’s probably more tumbling down involved.”
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Quote #4
“You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse.”
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Quote #5
“Your 50th birthday is where you can finally look back on turning 40 and wonder what the fuss was all about.”
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Quote #6
“You know you’re 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer”
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Quote #7
“Turning 50 isn’t so bad; it’s admitting it that sucks.”
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Quote #8
“You know you’re 50 when your back goes out more often than you do”
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Quote #9
“When you’re turning 50 and strangers ask how old you are, tell them you’re 75 so they think you look wonderful for your age.”
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Quote #10
“The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake”
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Quote #11
“Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age”
Quote #12
“Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist”
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Quote #13
“By 50, you acquire a lot of common sense… which is good because your sense of hearing and sight are starting to go”
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Quote #14
“Around 50, a woman develops the dual talent of laughing and peeing at the same time, and usually not on purpose.”
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Quote #15
“I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.”
Charles Caleb Colton
Quote #16
“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry”
Alan Bleasdale
Quote #17
“At 50, your child-bearing years have ended, but your child-bearing hips continue to spread like they never got the message.”
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Quote #18
“Shopping at age 50 usually involves heading to Costco to buy wrinkle cream in bulk.”
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Quote #19
“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”
T. S. Eliot
Quote #20
“Age 50: When your joints start reminding you how old you are, but your brain doesn’t want to believe it.”
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Quote #21
“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty”
Joan Rivers
Quote #22
“After 50, you can entertain the grandkids by letting them play connect-the-dots with your emerging liver spots.”
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Quote #23
“As men get older, the toys get more expensive”
Marvin Davis
Quote #24
“Congratulations on turning 50. You’re almost a grown up!”
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Quote #25
“Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle”
Bob Hope
Quote #26
“You’re 50. Time to make the switch from Just for Men to Clairol.”
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Quote #27
“If you’re worried about turning 50, stop and do a self-assessment. If you’re a better person at 50 than you were at 30, stop worrying. If you aren’t, gee, you’ve got real problems!”
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Quote #28
“Congratulations on turning 50. If your goal was to reach your heart attack-prone years, you’ve made it!”
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Quote #29
“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed”
Charles Schulz
Quote #30
“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”
Phyllis Diller
Quote #31
“You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office”
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Funny 50 Year Old Jokes
Funny 50 year old jokes are so hilarious and funny, we just love them so much. If you heading to 50 or already that pass that number, I am certain you can relate and enjoy these funny quotes. I think all that you have read can speak for itself, just how amazing they are and the humor. it too much isn’t it? Well if you found those entertaining, here is another one t sample and wet your funny taste buds. Check out funny quotes from movies as well
