Shrek quotes are a collection of the funniest and best quotes from the very popular animated movie. Like V for Vendetta, this film is based on a book. The fictional characters in the film include an orge, a princess and a donkey. Eddie Murphy a well-known comedian plays the donkey who often gets on Shrek’s nerves.
Shrek is a fictional animated movie that is about an evil man named Lord Farquaad who banishes everyone from the kingdom. The movie made over $480 million at the box office. Animations are known for doing well, Moana another animation movie featuring Dwayne Johnson made over $800 million. Below are a number of quotes from the Shrek movie.
“And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!”
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.”
“Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?” : Shrek
“Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up”
“Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.”
“Good morning. Um-- how do you like your eggs?”
“Well-- When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- There's an arrow in your butt!”
“wowwww! lets do that again!" : Donkey
“Ogres are like onions." : Shrek
"If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?" : Donkey
“Where are you going?!”
“Looks up at farquaads castle* 'you think hes compensating for something?"
“I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
“Oh, wow! That was REALLY scary!”
“This is the part where you run away.”
“You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?”
“I like my privacy.”
“Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... Can I stay with you?”
“What? : Shrek
“Wow! Let's do it again!”
“Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!"
“She called me a noble steed.”
“[To Dragon] What's the matter? You got somethin' in your eye?”
“Are you Princess Fiona?”
“I'll stick with you!”
“There's an arrow in your butt.”
“[looks at Farquaad's very large castle] Gee, you think he's compensating for something?”
“sometimes, things are more than they appear.
“If that was me, you'd be dead.”
“Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!" : Donkey
“Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That's really made me feel good to see that.”
“Oh, that's great. Really."
"Man, it's good to be free."
"Now, why don't you go to celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?"
"But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself."
“Hey, come back there. I'm not through with you yet.”
“Well, I'm through with you.”
“Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Wll, guess that! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You're mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.”
Shrek quotes are very funny and are more geared towards a young audience. Animations are nothing new and many actors have been known to do voice-overs for years. Bill Cosby did voice-overs for the popular animated show Fat Albert in the 1970s. Maybe there is something that the characters in this show said, that may be of some inspiration. It may be funny but hopefully, it motivates in some positive way.