Working Out Funny Quotes
Working out funny quotes are a compilation of hilarious quotes to inspire anyone who needs that extra push during exercise. Working out can be tough at times and that is why we either motivate ourselves or allow someone else to do the job. You may not be able to laugh while exercising, but you can certainly laugh before or after. That is where these quotes come in very handy as anyone who knows what it means to spend hours keeping fit can appreciate the pun that comes from these funny workout quotes. Be sure also to read funny exercise quotes and funny gym quotes .
Funny Inspirational Quotes For Working Out
Funny inspirational quotes for working out are extremely hilarious and that is the truth. If you love to walk, run. go to the gym or do some other form of working out, then these are for you. The quotes are funny and will make you appreciate more so the hard work you have been putting in. I don’t want you to agree with me just like that, but rather read on and see what theses individuals had to say. If you are looking for working out funny quotes, you have come to the right place, see them below!
Quote #1
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.”
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Quote #2
“A dude told me I look like a man. I told him, if he lifted like me, he could too.”
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Quote #3
“If you want to fit in your swimsuit this summer, act like your computer: Don’t accept cookies.”
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Quote #4
“The awkward moment when you are wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.”
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Quote #5
“Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.”
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Quote #6
“Remember this: your body is your slave; it works for you.”
Quote #7
“Don’t forget to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you happy birthday today!”
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Quote #8
“You ever look for the remote control, but you can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, guess I’m not watching TV. I’m not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I’ll go to the gym if I’m going to work out.'”
Jim Gaffigan
Quote #9
“Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.”
Amit Kalantri
Quote #10
“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”
Unknown
Quote #11
“I will never break up with gym. We just seem to work out.”
Unknown
Quote #12
“Exercise! The poor man’s plastic surgery.”
Unknown
Quote #13
“You make my knees weak. Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day.”
Unknown
Quote #14
“To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Quote #15
“I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred Allen
Quote #16
“Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.”
Unknown
Quote #17
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
Unknown
Quote #18
“I can’t believe we got grades in gym class. I’ve never used anything I learned in there.”
Unknown
Quote #19
“Do not fear what you cannot lift, fear that which can lift you.”
Uziel Matos Lima
Quote #20
“I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.”
Unknown
Quote #21
“It’s my workout. I can cry if I want to.”
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Quote #22
“If you still look cute after working out, you didn’t go hard enough.”
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Quote #23
“Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.”
Unknown
Quote #24
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
Unknown
Quote #25
“I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it’s free to not exercise.”
Bridger Winegar
Quote #26
“At the gym, I’m like a ninja. You’ll never see me there.”
Unknown
Quote #27
“Sweat is your fat crying.”
Unknown
Quote #28
“I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.”
Unknown
Quote #29
“Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It’s not.”
Unknown
Quote #30
“Sweat like a pig to look like a wolf.”
Unknown
Quote #31
“I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else – I don’t want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow.”
Douglas Coupland
Quote #32
“Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate!”
Unknown
Quote #33
“My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”
Unknown
Quote #34
“I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.”
Unknown
Quote #35
“My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.”
Phyllis Diller
Quote #36
“I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.”
Neil Armstrong
Quote #37
“My favorite machine at the gym is the television.”
Unknown
Quote #38
“You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise.”
Unknown
Quote #39
“You know you are hooked when taking a rest takes more discipline than working out.”
Unknown
Quote #40
“Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.”
Unknown
Quote #41
“It’s not swagger. I’m just sore.”
Unknown
Quote #42
“When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.”
Robert M. Hutchins
Quote #43
“Life has its ups and downs, we call them squats.”
Unknown
Quote #44
“I got 99 problems, but I’m going to the gym to ignore all of them.”
Unknown
Quote #45
“I wear black when I workout because its a funeral for my fat.”
Unknown
Quote #46
“I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.”
Unknown
Quote #47
“Weights before dates.”
Unknown
Quote #48
“Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body.”
Cher
Quote #49
“Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good… it’s working.”
Unknown
Quote #50
“I only workout because I really, really like donuts.”
Unknown
Funny Gym Quotes For Guys
Funny gym quotes for guys are for those dudes who like to work out but enjoy a good laugh about the subject. Life is short and though you don’t want to be clowning around, it never hurts to have a good laugh or a smile upon your face. Laughter is truly good medicine and should be a natural part of one’s life. I really hope you found the working out funny quotes enjoyable and are looking forward to more funny quotes. To see more sayings like that will make you giggle, read funny quotes retirement , it may be time to retire from extra physical activities?
